The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

64 points

Sorry I can’t see this picture, can you upload it as a word document please?

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I used to do layout and design for children’s books. I cannot tell you the number of times I requested an image to be edited, or a higher resolution version, only to be sent a word doc with the image inside the document.

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34 points

lol, that’s a boomer classic

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8 points

I’ve gotten a screenshot in a word doc that was printed and then scanned to email. I couldn’t see a gd thing.

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9 points

I asked someone to send me an image once (I think their logo) and they wanted to know if I prefer word or excel format?

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When you email a graphic artist and ask them if they can send the file with layers and they send you an xls document with extra workbook tabs you know you are in for a fun day.

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75 points

.txt file it is

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66 points

.txt file

80 characters wide

With cool ASCII art, like those pirated software readme files. (Looking at you, Razor 1911)

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23 points

Uh I love this idea and will be adopting it.

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14 points

Right? Like, if I was a hiring manager, I would hire that person on the spot because I know they gots l33t hacking skillz.

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Ah I love putting in sick ASCII art into my notes in R and other programming syntax. My advisors did not appreciate it as much as I did.

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2 points

With the chiptune music.

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10 points

XML all the way.

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22 points

Excellent plan if you ever need to apply to 2007.

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3 points

It works. What else is needed?

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6 points

The X in .docx is for XML. MS Word files have actually just been zipped XML files for years now.

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3 points

JSON is compacter.

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4 points

A nice little trick to get rid of that annoying recruiter spam. Archive your software eng resume in xz format and only competent HMs will read it. /s

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9 points

Fuck it if they can’t compile my LaTeX then they don’t deserve me.

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They want it as a word doc so they can edit it and fuck with it before passing it along.

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58 points

They also like this for the off chance you forgot to disable revision history - so they can look at how you edited the document over time.

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This would be a great opportunity to insert a bunch of crazy content hidden in the edit. Like passages of the Bible or edits of an erotic book you’ve been writing.

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This isn’t even necessarily for nefarious reasons. I’ve actually had a case where HR was trying to help by putting in the words that they were stupidly required to find in a resume.

Still not a good sign of a properly functioning organization.

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Staffing agencies will do this to make you look more appealing to a client.

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They should just learn to edit the pdfs if they’re sent with actual text.

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8 points

If a headhunter wants to put forth my resume as if I already contract with them, then they can start paying me.

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12 points

Or to throw it in whatever AI bullshit software they use that doesn’t support PDF

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475 points

If your organization is such a clusterfuck that you can’t figure out how to open a PDF, then I’m going to consider that a bullet dodged.

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120 points

Our front desk person, on the computer all day, barely understands how tabs work.

It’s scary.

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39 points

gen z or boomer?

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I don’t like dishing on generational rants, but OMG the mobile device generation is every bit as lost as Boomers are when it comes to the actual functioning of their device or using a PC as an actual work device.

My kids have had a PC since they were four, they’re teens now and they still don’t get a lot of it, but when their friends come over they are absolutely clueless. Use an Xbox or Playstation? IPad? Sure! No problem! Anything beyond that they just give up.

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I’d argue the Boomers are a fair cut above Gen Z. We Gen X folk are the greatest!

Seriously though, we straddled the digital divide. We went from nothing to having to figure it all out. All when we were young and able to learn quickly. FFS, we couldn’t play a simple video game without understanding drives, IRQs, CLI, all that.

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6 points

Boomer.

As a gen z will echo that I’ve also seen some tech illiteracy from people my age as well.

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Literally every single browser can open a PDF.

Is she admitting that their organization only uses discontinued, insecure Internet Explorer to use the internet? Is she also opening word files in Microsoft word 2005?

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20 points

I recently found an ad requiring knowledge of win2000/XP

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Depending on the job itself, this actually makes sense for legacy support. My job requires “passable experience with Windows 98SE, XP, and 2000”, but the network-facing computers are all 10 and 11.

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I met a company that still has a machine in their production line, that uses 5.25" floppy discs and an amber monochrome display. “Why?” I hear you ask. Because it still works, it isn’t networked, and the floppies next to it are the only ones it’ll ever interact with.

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Nah she’s talking about the ATS systems that filter through all the applicants’ resumes looking for the ones with the highest amount of matching keywords so they can get the number of applicants down to a more reasonable number to interview.

They don’t care if their bots don’t work for your PDF resume because they get so many applicants it doesn’t matter.

I’m surprised this isn’t common knowledge for jobseekers.

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It is common knowledge.

Bots can scrape PDFs.

I had about 50 applications of proof where bots scraped the information from my PDF and auto-filled it into the next forms which are again simply re-typing in all of the information from your resume again (which most medium or large companies use anyway which makes the entire point moot). They can scrape PDFs unless you hand-write your resume with bad handwriting so the OCR can’t pick it up.

Unless they got their ATS system from aliexpress, it can scrape PDFs.

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16 points

Fuck them for not putting the requirement on the application and wasting everyone’s time though

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131 points

Well duh…PDF stands for “portable document file”, not “readable document file”.
You can send it, but no one can read it.

You should use readable text files (RTF) instead.

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86 points

:::slaps knee::: ohhh that’s Rich

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35 points

Why did you put that behind a scratch-off?

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25 points

That’s my new name for spoiler tags

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15 points

Holy shit, I like calling it that now

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17 points

Ahhhh! I finally understand what UTF means now!

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