67 points

Still better than riding with Hitler

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That depends… if I tell him, “ass, gas or grass,” will he ask me if I mean Zyklon B?

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51 points

That reminds me of elephants that realized they could block sugar cane trucks on the road and started stealing from them.

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Damn… Can’t blame em I would do it too

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32 points

Love it!

Gotta point out that, though, that most primates don’t eat a lot of bananas. The species that really seems to love bananas is homo sapiens. I worked at a grocery store for several years, and saw the sales numbers. Bananas are the biggest seller, and it’s not even close. They outsell whole categories of other products.

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25 points

Yeah, it’s crazy you never see bonobos at the grocery store!

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7 points

They have other suppliers 😏

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4 points

Might depend on geography.

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10 points

As a banana-hater, I have never felt closer to my fellow great apes.

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4 points

Banana hater? How?

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That’s a strange question… I guess I accomplish hating bananas by either putting them in my mouth and spitting them out because I hate the taste or passing by some and scrunching up my nose because I hate the smell.

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8 points

It’s the only cheap fruit that I can use to make cake if it ripens too much.

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Fun fact: In 1989 the people of Eastern Germany (also known as GDR or DDR) started a revolution because the communist government was unable to provide them with sufficient amounts of bananas.

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18 points

Classic gorilla heist mistake, always let them drive

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4 points

Wait, but doesn’t Max only have 4 fingers (ot 8)? Wtf is he jumping to 6

Danged hyperkinetic rabbity thing

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14 points

NOW LISTEN UP! Do exactly what I say and I won’t throw my poop at you!

Shhhhure, what would you have us do?

Lemme hear you say 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Again! 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S 
“This shit is bananas” 
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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I was thinking maybe he would have them sing Harry Chapin.

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