8 points

Idk where yall live, but literally noone would question me for buying these things. I’ve bought bulk amounts of caustic soda (~3kg) and the cashier didn’t even ask me why I needed so much.

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4 points

You are definitely on a list somewhere.

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3 points

Ye om on a watch list, so I’ll go and collect my watch tomorrow :)

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8 points

No ones ever questioned me about it.

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3 points

You have to get a few bags of lime with the order

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30 points

This is why you pay with cash at multiple different hardware stores, or - and this is the most effective - simply make sure you’re prepared from the start, acquiring each of these as you need them normally and regularly restocking the consumables, meaning you’re always ready to hide a body.

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18 points

Two rules:

1: two is one, one is none.

B- always have a spare.

Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.

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Like chikdren and spouses!

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2 points

Chikdren? Sounds delicious.

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3 points

I like to mix and match my lists as well.

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6 points

I feel like paying with cash is getting suspicious these days. I have gone to several cities in the past few years where they have said cash is no longer accepted. I hated it, but sadly, I think that’s going to be everywhere eventually.

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9 points

Stealing from unlocked sheds it is, then

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2 points

You can walk onto any large construction site with the right clothes and just pick up anything left unattended.

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14 points

Garage sales and estate sales. With proper planning the estate sales will be self sustaining.

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3 points

I carry all of them in my truck at all times.

Then there is my machete and a bunch of knives.

Aka work tools.

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0 points

When I worked at Lowe’s, I can say it definitely wasn’t suspicious at all when dudes bought chest freezers with crisp $100 bills.

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24 points

At Harbor Freight, “Want some zip ties with that?”

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Yeah but every time you get the feet zip tied the wrist one breaks like it’s a vaudeville act. Harbor Freight is for amateurs, or folks smart with their money.

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