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it takes dedication to print full color these days. on 11x17 no less

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To Europeans who use German industry norm paper: that’s DIN A2 A3 (Tank you, dumb cousin of napoleon)

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Some people will use some letter salad just to avoid the imperial system /s

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In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities. (John Bazell)

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Don’t imperial have like 3 different letter sizes depending on the country?

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Being corrected on a German industry norm, how does that feel? A little ironic, maybe?

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2 points

Oh schnapps!

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thats A4 bro

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Looks like she’s holding A3, not unless she’s absolutely tiny.

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25 points

All that toner, too.

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30 points

She could have at least switched to lightmode first.

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That’s a full 16x20 bruh

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3 points

The what?

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On what now?

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90 points

She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.

That’s a picture of a dead man.

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Right??? It looks like they’re on dessert, so this maps.

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85 points

She used up his whole color cartridge for this

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She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this

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1 point

Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!

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52 points

He should just leave.

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He She should just leave.

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27 points

They should both leave.

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That’s it. I’m leaving

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And let him have that cake? No way- she should have her cake and eat it too.

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That’s not how people work in these situations. Neither party is going to act reasonably here, I can pretty much guarantee that from personal experience on both sides of that scenario.

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Which one happened first?

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“It wasn’t me”

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Legitimately a good argument here, the chain of custody has to be validated in court, having pictures of text messages is often dismissed due to how easy they are to be forged and how often people use other people’s phones, unless the police have your phone unlocked and can prove you were the one who sent the message or go directly to your phone provider who usually deletes data after the minimum time mandated so they don’t have to fulfill costly subpoenas.

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Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn’t, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.

Of course every judge I’ve met hasn’t been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail (“tech scary” does the work).

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– Shaggy
— Mark Robinson
---- Wayne Gretzky
----- Michael Scott

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Damn this guy was prolific in the DMs.

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