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Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

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Only 75k since he didn’t have to take an ambulance

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Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

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23 points

Still not in jail.

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19 points

In the states.

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Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn’t you just take an ambulance like a normal person

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In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

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15 points

“I fled”

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Hey I’ll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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Fair enough. I’m pretty sure it costs something where I live, but everything else would be free.

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You’re also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

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I’m not from there, but I guess you’d have to give fake information?

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You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can’t refuse treatment if you don’t pay.

So don’t worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors’ numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

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Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

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in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

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3 points

Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

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I’m saying I’d bet it was 🤌🤌

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Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

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incredible if true

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Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

If you were brown and drunk, they’d probably arrest you.

If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you’d be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

The point I’m trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world — beating innocent people.

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Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

I’ve seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drunk driving just because they don’t want to deal with it.

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4 points

Tasted

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Lmao im pretty sure that’s the face brad pitt makes in burn after reading right before clooney shoots him in the fucking face. I fucking love that movie

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I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

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Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

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Thanks Mr Chicolismo

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f my bad, didnt even think about spoilers

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It is.

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