You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
35 points

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn’t you just take an ambulance like a normal person

permalink
report
parent
reply
30 points

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

In Democratic America school finishes you.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

“I fled”

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Hey I’ll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

How much does an ambulance cost in every Australian state? | Checkout – Best Deals, Expert Product Reviews & Buying Guides - https://www.news.com.au/checkout/life/money/how-much-does-an-ambulance-cost-in-australia/news-story/32a37d702e6e11361cc0ec129aed05d6

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Fair enough. I’m pretty sure it costs something where I live, but everything else would be free.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Greentext

!greentext@sh.itjust.works

Create post

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Community stats

  • 6.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.1K

    Posts

  • 27K

    Comments