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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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It would take a couple of weeks but if you go out and vote it could function.
I guessed it was about a certain person who’s in the news a lot right now before the american election… I’m potentially totally wrong.
There is absolutely zero likelihood Trump is 165lbs. Try 1.5x that, at the very least.
Also he is not nearly as tall as he claims to be.
Depending on climate and soil type, you will need to dig a 3’wx6’lx3-6d hole. USFS land is great for this. Place nude cadaver in hole and coat with 10-15lbs of lye. Refill hole with excavated soil to approximate level of surrounding area. Disperse excess soil thinly over a wide area. Finally, cover disturbed soil with natural debris from the surrounding area, such as pine needles, leaves, twigs, etc.
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Well done, you have managed to dazzle the blind.
Wow, Reddit’s gotten really dark since last time I checked
IIRC from last time, someone on Reddit suggested digging a vertical hole (smaller visual footprint in an aerial search), covering the body with yogurt (to speed up decomp), and then burying a dead animal above the body (to throw off the cadaver dog’s handlers).
Gotta put crushed up glass between the body and what ever dead thing you buried close to the surface to discourage digging
Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”
By the animals not investigators…if they’re looking there you’re already fucked
