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They say that they will stand for Jesus, not that they’re currently standing for Jesus.

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I got all the way down on my one knee and nothing short of the second coming is gonna move me from this spot

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Don’t think you can swallow the first coming in time?

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It’s always what they will do tomorrow and never what can be done today, amiright?

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Two grinners, three sinners. Nothing odd there at all

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Ok I think I’ve got it.

Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.

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Of shit what if it’s like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it’ll summon Jesus?
They’re not allowed standing because they don’t want to trigger the rapture!

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There is a lot of moustache going on there.

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Standing optional.

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I think that’s somewhere in Luke.

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Plot twist: That’s not all that’s in Luke.

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I don’t know about Luke, but this is in Matthew (15:11)-

What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.

So swallow, don’t spit.

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