16 points

I did this one campaign which was a hexcrawl where the party was shipwrecked on an island purported to hide the lost city of gold.

The site of the shipwreck was home base, but the party obviously wanted to explore. There were some NPC crewmate survivors, so they would assign them to work on projects while they were exploring. I would always tell them that “some guy” was working on their stuff.

Cut to a few months later when they have a sort of mutiny on their hands. It seems that one crew member in particular was fed up with how much work they had to do while the party went adventuring that they turned the crew against the party.

The mutinous ringleader’s name? Sum Gai

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9 points

Terror Island writing tip: Specify that characters have names. This makes them more relatable. (That’s the title text for that comic.)

I’m imagining something like:

Player: I ask the NPC for his name.

GM: He tells you his name.

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I just use the MST3K approach: This is Blast Hardcheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

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19 points

Id just use a random name sheet. Get some fancy names print em out sprinkle in a little setting specific stuff and roll dice for it. 100 names each and a D100 will do the trick, if its not fitting at all, just roll again.

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There’s also online fantasy name generators. Which basically just do that, but you don’t need to bother with tables.

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16 points

Look at you, planning in advance

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4 points

Only got to do it once. Make a name binder and you’re set.

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3 points

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

…this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

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6 points

This is always a part of my prep sheet, is a little list of random names.

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18 points

Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.

Oh, him? Yeah, that’s the Orc bartender PissMace.

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3 points

Sweatdart

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14 points

Precumrapier

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Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.

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9 points
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Due to circumcision beyond our control, it doesn’t have a sheath

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3 points

SnotDart

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3 points

You can’t miss.

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It Snot hard to hit target.

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