“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”

“His name is Meatball”

This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”

“What colours are they?”

“…fuck.”

“Horsey McHorseFace.”

“You no longer have the right to choose.”

…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…

SnotDart

Precumrapier

Sweatdart

This is always a part of my prep sheet, is a little list of random names.

Look at you, planning in advance

There’s also online fantasy name generators. Which basically just do that, but you don’t need to bother with tables.