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I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.

I leached you like a vampire, Adam.

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That’s almost as much work as learning it!

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you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

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This is especially funny because I think there’s only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it’s like the easiest instrument, haha.

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6 points

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That’s harder when playing plinky plonk though.

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Yeah, that’s why I’m stuck playing with one hand, never properly learned notation

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I did the same for the piano tbh. I was better at rhythm games than parsing sheet music so I’d practice and memorise pieces on something like Synthesia.

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Haha. The seal really sells it.

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Seal of approval 🎷🦭

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Make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day

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I think non-musicians can tell a cello from a violin and a tuba from a trumpet.

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Exactly. This is not a musician vs a non musician, but a musician vs a 5 years old.

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I wish it was that way. I’ve seen a 20 year old get brass instruments mixed up. Many reference squidward when talking about clarinet, oboe, English horn, and bass clarinet. Unfortunately it isn’t just musician vs a 5 year old.

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I’ve had multiple people call my baritone saxophone a trumpet… It’s funny and sad everytime

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The amount of times people have called my trumpet a saxophone, or my trombone a saxophone, or my clarinet a saxophone, or my melodica a saxophone, or my saxophone a saxophone apauls me.

Never call someone a saxophone; not only is it rude, it’s a slur and against the law.

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Appalls. Unless I’ve missed a new slang word for getting into drag.

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But can they tell a violin from a fiddle?

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They’re only fiddles if you want to play in a band in Texas

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Or an Irish band. Or a maritime Canadian band. Or a folk band.

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The difference is the bridge. Fiddle has a flatter bridge to make it easier to hit all four strings at once. Violin has a curved bridge to make it difficult to hit multiple strings at once.

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It’s all in how ya hold it!

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Soundwise or visually? I can see the difference (big vs little) but I don’t think I could reliably pick out the sound between the two.

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I was thinking visually. But even sound-wise I don’t think most people would hear a cello and think that’s a violin (even if they don’t know it’s a cello). But I’ve listened to a lot of Apocalyptica and 2Cellos, and I also grew up on cartoons that feature tubas frequently for comedic effect, so maybe I’m just biased.

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I found this video and I really wouldn’t be able to tell if it was just sound. I think I have like 2 categories I can reliably do for strings: bow or not.

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Never look up the Hungarian name for the bassoon.

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I love blowing my Fagott.

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Oh.

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Oh no

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Same in most languages (a variation of fagott).

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I only recognize one epic saxophone guy and it isn’t george michael.

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Thought for a minute you were going to say Sexy Sax Man https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws?si=jdPgpAw12HX0YqzP

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Holy shit, 13 years ago… I feel like that dude at the end of the Last Crusade.

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Wait, that’s neither John Coltrane nor John Zorn.

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You’d best recognize Leo Pellegrino

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