Jesus would approve.

Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. — Luke 22:36

That’s a very dangerous philosophy

I have been influenced by the motto “Buy once cry once” several times even when “Buy nunce cry nunce” would have also worked.

A friend of mine is battling cancer. He had a wish list of stuff he was asking for that he was hoping people would provide - just basic stuff like snacks to munch on, etc. At the end of the list, as a joke, he put “a katana”.

So I bought him a katana. He was so fucking happy, and I was happy, too.

Fuck cancer. Buy swords.

I bought a warhammer, and then I thought to myself, “You know what’s better than having a warhammer…?”