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You definitely need that sword.(lemmy.world)

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GraniteM@lemmy.world
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I bought a warhammer, and then I thought to myself, “You know what’s better than having a warhammer…?”

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Dud@lemmy.world
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I got my buddy a so called tactical Warhammer for Christmas once. Upon unboxing he immediately when into his backyard and obliterated a cinder block. Never seen that guy look so happy.

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GraniteM@lemmy.world
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I started off with melons and coconuts but have switched to filling up old yogurt tubs with water and freezing them and then smashing the ice blocks. Less cleanup.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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10/10 fine purchase.

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻@programming.dev
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Mc Hammer?

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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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“You know what’s better than having a warhammer…?”

Playing Warhammer?

Jkjk, that’s a much more expensive hobby than collecting historical weapons

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The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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A friend of mine is battling cancer. He had a wish list of stuff he was asking for that he was hoping people would provide - just basic stuff like snacks to munch on, etc. At the end of the list, as a joke, he put “a katana”.

So I bought him a katana. He was so fucking happy, and I was happy, too.

Fuck cancer. Buy swords.

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MajesticSloth@lemmy.world
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Getting someone a gift they truly love is better than any gift I’ve ever received. You’re a good friend.

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The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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Thank you. I try. I haven’t always been, but I think I’m getting better every day. Work in progress.

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IMongoose@lemmy.world
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I have been influenced by the motto “Buy once cry once” several times even when “Buy nunce cry nunce” would have also worked.

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
14 points

Jesus would approve.

Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. — Luke 22:36

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Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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Yeah, but a third isn’t necessary.

“Look, Lord,” they replied, “we have two swords among us.”
“That’s enough,” he said.
— Luke 22:38 (NLT)

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Aviandelight @mander.xyz
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