You know what, we can do that too:
“They’re saying Trump is sleeping with Laura Loomer. She’s controlling him. He’s an old piece of shit that is easily manipulated and controlled by a crazy woman willing to give him some sadvag. People are saying this.”
We have small crowds, very small crowds. The smallest of all crowds. Sad.
Yeah, word is on the street Laura and Don are a couple. Hell I think I might have heard some people talking about it at the bar. Melania must be pissed 😂
Shouldn’t you do something implausible with zero evidence to match it? Or do you think it’s just impossible that he would have since she doesn’t look like Ivanka?
He sounds like me accusing people of hacking because I lost in a game.
In Trump land, the accusation is always an admission.
This asshole was probably wearing 3 wires, but he bought them off Temu, and they shorted out after she shook his hand.
Motherfucker was a sweaty mess after that power move.
Conservative debate has basically devolved into “But, can you tell me what a woman is?”. Trump could have a team of the best conservative debaters in his ear and he’d do just about as well.
Also doesn’t help that he doesn’t listen to jack shit so he’d likely rip out the headphone for being annoying.
It’s actually not just wires - credible reports say he used a different kind of device
It’s well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate […]
The real scoop is that Trump himself wore a bluetooth communication device throughout the debate - the tell tale signs of subtle vibrations have been confirmed by independent experts - I’ve seen talk of this before on Lemmy but it seems like MSM have been suppressing this story… yet another case of conservative bias.
It’s been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann
It’s well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate […]
This would be a good rumor to spread except that everyone knows he doesn’t have the rectal control to hold in a butt plug.
BZZZZZ. BZZZZZ.
Tell him to change the subject from people eating pets!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
“I’m trying but he won’t stop!”
Lol at someone backstage telling him “OK now attack her race. That’s great, great now immediately stop talking about the economy and mention how Haitians are eating dogs! And cats too. Perfect!”