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Those UK row houses with their claustrophobic rooms and tiny fenced in backyards are so sad.

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It’s to remind you that you’re poor

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If you can afford a £450k house you’re not that poor.

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16 points

Somebody’s been recording home movies!

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Wait…who took this picture?! This must be…a vampire’s house!

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Much more likely that the agent just didn’t want to be in the photo.

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Ha ha, yeah, I forgot the photo would have needed to be taken!

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Am pretty stoned, that seems completely fair to me 😂

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Am I weird, or it doesn’t look bad?

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Yes

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7 points

“Good sized rear garden”? That is a postage stamp!

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That price is obscene. That would be £100-150K where I live. It’s this some southern thing?

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Inside the M25? It’s almost shocking that it isn’t double the price (not justifying this in any way, just making a point of how obscene housing prices have become, especially in greater London)

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probably. according to zoopla it went for 365k in 2021. changing hands for this silly money is especially obscene since it would have previously been sold for a pittance under the right to buy

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I would say it’s largely a problem of big cities being where everything has centralized these days, and said cities failing to provide enough housing and/or sufficiently good transportation in and out of the city.

Britain and basically all countries need to stop spending money on useless roads that get backed up with traffic when 4 people want to use them at the same time, and instead invest the money in railways. London is so stupidly huge and important that the metro network should be like twice as large, and it should also have a network of express metro lines extending even further from the city as well as proper high speed rail connecting all the way to Glasgow.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

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