33 points
What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.
12 points
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Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.
12 points
Princess Diana’s driver’s heart: “Floor it, coward.”
5 points
Your heart starts doing morse code 💀
3 points
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“Hmm… It’s either saying ‘kill your family’ or ‘bill loves emily.’ I can’t really tell.”
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