33 points
What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.
22 points
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13 points
12 points
2 points
2 points
Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.
13 points
It’s a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.
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12 points
Princess Diana’s driver’s heart: “Floor it, coward.”
5 points
My heart keeps saying no more cheese it’s clearly an idiot
4 points
5 points
Your heart starts doing morse code 💀
3 points
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