I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didnβt really seem to know her way around a blowjob. Iβm getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.
Wait he cucks or he is the cuck
Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife
The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. Itβs like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking
Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.
Thatβs awesome. I have Aspergerβs and always ask, βTeach me what you like. Show me how you get off.β then, βDo you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?β If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.
One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.
I have never, ever, understood the appeal of virginity. Who prefers someone who is uncomfortable, awkward, and doesnβt have any experience?
This has always baffled me. This is one reason why I think sex workers should hold a high status in society: they provide an valuable service in training the uninitiated and unskilled. Itβs like taking tennis lessons, and all your future partners should be grateful for their lessons.
Virgins donβt know that you suck at sex. Itβs an insecurity thing. Most people donβt realize it.
And then thereβs me. Who has been with one woman, who was actually appalled by the whole attachment thing, but controlled so much of my life that I became permanently awkward, uncomfortable AND stuck with super low self esteem.
I donβt know if I suck at sex, or just suck in general. If I survive this divorce Iβll take that win right now.
Disclaimer: I am not holding or promoting the following.
But the meme is βif youβre gonna eat a sandwich, youβd like it better if someone hadnβt fucked it firstβ
I think the core of the meme revolves around possession. Seeing the βsandwichβ as something to attain, and possess, and consume. Indeed, I would not like someone to fuck my lunch. But a person has an independent life where their value is certainly not graded in such a way. ( Or any way, in this context)
If you are obsessed with taking something pure, and only having your influence on it, for all time, then the virgin thing matters.
I want to stay a virgin because I donβt like sex. If I wasnβt a virgin, it would mean something very bad had happened to me.
Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.
The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell βmend buttcrackβ.
Thatβs not how I meant it.
Thereβs a cultural value in virginity in girls. Itβs pretty common across cultures: for marriage, virgin women are more desirable than non-virgins. Itβs biased; the virginity only increases value for girls, and it probably stems from men wanting to be sure than any prodigy are actually theirs. Women can be nearly 100% sure a kid they have is theirs (not quite 100%, as thereβs a brief period when a channeling swap could conceivably be made), but the men can never be certain. The best odds you have is to get yourself a virgin. So female virginity has been valued through history (by men), and I think this is where the fetish of having sex with virgins comes from.
Thatβs what Iβm taking about. Iβve never understood the appeal of βbeing a girlβs/boyβs first.β
If youβre peeing blood you should probably go and see a doctor because thatβs not normal
Mustve been a helluva stone passage
