Someone told me that cats do it because they consider you equal to a kitten who doesn’t know how to hunt.
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
Just get better at hunting. You go out for hours at a time and never come back successful.
It’s a good thing that the pantry always has food, otherwise we’d be in trouble.
"Dude, I noticed you really can not hunt. See, here. It’s only a little bit alive. It only runs a little bit, so you can practice. "
Cat: this is a nice place and I like you. I want to make sure you’re eating.
Here, take this