29 points
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-1 points
16 points
"Dude, I noticed you really can not hunt. See, here. It’s only a little bit alive. It only runs a little bit, so you can practice. "
8 points
Just get better at hunting. You go out for hours at a time and never come back successful.
It’s a good thing that the pantry always has food, otherwise we’d be in trouble.
8 points
Someone told me that cats do it because they consider you equal to a kitten who doesn’t know how to hunt.
5 points
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
4 points
-1 points
7 points
Cat: this is a nice place and I like you. I want to make sure you’re eating.
Here, take this
