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mf forgot the dishwashing machine

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I don’t think the “average household” has a dishwashing machine lol, at least not where I live.

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I would assume if you have a laundry machine you have a dish washing machine

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Why?

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Do they have laundry machines?

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I have the money, just not the space 😔

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Does that mean you don’t have money to afford more space?

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Replace your brainwashing machine with a dish washing machine. Ezpz. /s

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Most people where I live don’t own one, heck I don’t own one.

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0 points

and the portable brain washing machine

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Right? We both now he views women as objects.

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Asswashing machine where?

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That’s called a bidet, and it’s classy.

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11 points

partners mouth

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This is an outstanding shitpost. I need a pin over my nose. Bravo…

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In to deep what?

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If you’re old enough to watch TV you are already brainwashed. I’m 40 and even I know TV is dead. You should have added a phone

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