The noise scared my lizard something frightful!

Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.

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Glad you and your lizard are safe!

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Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.

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Lizard is looking at the camera like you seeing this shit

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Bearded dragons absolutely have a knack for stupid reaction faces!

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Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window

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I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it’s in the swamp.

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Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.

You must deal with the delivery yourself though.

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I’m sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.

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You have to be happy for the little things in life like a car not smashing through your conservatory.

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Have you given thanks that your home hasn’t been run into by a car today? 🙏

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I was eating at a restaurant one time with some people from out of town when a car drove past the window. Nobody really seemed to interested when I pointed it out until I also pointed out that there is not a road outside that window. The car had jumped the curb, threaded the needle between a stop sign and fire hydrant, and made it about 80 feet through the park before stopping. The cops were still dealing with the guy when I left the restaurant, he was clearly very inebriated.

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