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fitjazz

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When he came to my city a few months ago the city made his campaign pay in advance.

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A buddy of mine was talking to his doctor not long after he turned 50 and he was complaining about some random pain. The doctor told him “You know all that stupid stuff you did when you were younger? That’s what hurts now.”

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I got example 1 verbatim about a month ago complete with Google street view picture of my house. Jokes on them, all of my porn viewing is on an ancient tablet that does not have a front facing camera.

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Remember, they are pro-control not pro-life.

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I’m so glad at least one person got the reference.

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Don’t forget to bounce a graviton particle beam off the main detector dish.

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Might want to look into dirt bike protective gear. I am personally a fan of Leatt but there are loads of brands to choose from. I have never ridden a horse wearing dirt bike gear but I have hit the ground and trees many, many, times while dirt biking and it has served me well.

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On the one hand I love battle Miatas, on the other hand I would much rather see NAs being kept as original as possible at this point. If I were going to do this I would start with an NC for sure.

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I didn’t typically make a habit out of arguing with money but Brian Eno is actually a pretty cool guy.

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