The noise scared my lizard something frightful!

Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they’re pretty resilient.

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Glad you and your lizard are safe!

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Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.

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Was that driver under influence? Nevertheless, interesting photo.

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They were definitely on grass.

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Get out of here. Also, take my upvote while you’re leaving. (Nice pun i really appreciated it)

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(I’m glad you did, because I hated it, haha.)

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Texting and driving, I think. Please do not check/use your phone while driving!

I believe they ran a stop sign, hit someone else, & proceeded to drive frantically up the curb. I’m very fortunate they stopped short of my home!

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I regard being on the phone while driving, as practically being “under influence”. I mean there are some surprisingly similar symptoms…

And indeed, a good thing they stopped before hitting your place.

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Speaking for a friend, they crashed the Mini Clubman S I love… sorry, THEY loved very much because of a WhatsApp that just arrived. Some one five cars ahead or so had to slam their brakes - eyes on the street would have made the reaction time “just enough” but even looking away for one second caused the crash.

Learn from my err friend, don’t look at your phone while driving, even for a very short time.

Damage on the Mini was more than its worth at the time. No one was injured, but even what looks like a small fender bender can quickly get very expensive nowadays.

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Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window

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I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it’s in the swamp.

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Try to cheat Death and piss off the gods for a free one with unlimited warranty.

You must deal with the delivery yourself though.

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I’m sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.

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He just wanted to check out your lizard

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There are better ways to do it that don’t involve a phone call to the police, I assure you!

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It is important that the cops also know about this cool lizard I found

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911 look at this dude 😎

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