Jokes on you, I have The Heap™
It’s like a chair but without the chair as chairs take up extra space
My music taste is so scatter shot and shifting I could never do that
Mine are usually titled the date I save them with no further description
And before you ask, no it doesn’t make finding the correct playlist easier
Most of these hit close to home, except that I’m obsessively punctual, check my messages even when there are no new notifications and my file system is a work of art that I can spend hours organizing. But that goddamn chair though…
You guys don’t get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?
Also you guys get messages on social media?
Excessive number of open tabs, anyone?
instead of The Chair I have The Floor
Idk your age, but I personally upgraded from The Floor™ to The Chair™ in my mid 30s.