Most of these hit close to home, except that I’m obsessively punctual, check my messages even when there are no new notifications and my file system is a work of art that I can spend hours organizing. But that goddamn chair though…

Excessive number of open tabs, anyone?

You guys don’t get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?

Also you guys get messages on social media?

instead of The Chair I have The Floor

I upgraded “the chair™” to “the basket™” which makes it seem like i have “my shit together™”