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Please don’t come inside

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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.

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My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?

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Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.

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Okay Nick Mullen.

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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

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That’s fucked up and hilarious.

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Now THAT is why we need AI

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I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

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I can feel you inside me :)

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Oh Jesus Christ.

Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

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Relevant username?

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