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Babe, let’s play Stardew Valley IRL like omg

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Yeah, I hear the graphics are amazing!

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I keep having this glitch where I’m stuck in the opening scene with the jojo cubicle. I’m supposed to get a letter telling me I’ve inherited a farm but that hasn’t happened yet, anyone else got this bug?

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Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

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Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

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Basil, onion.

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I hear they’re much tastier than what you buy in the store.

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This is accurate; grocery store tomatoes are bred for durability rather than taste. The canned tomatoes down the soup aisle are honestly better than the fresh ones in the produce section. A large pot in a sunny corner of your back porch can do a lot better than your local supermarket.

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If they are not organic they put fertilizers on them which is basically salt that makes the cells swell with water but not nutrition nor taste.

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frantically types on keyboard with the cord stuffed into the dirt

Just got root access.

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Nice one. Time to traverse the tree.

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Some things are just super easy to grow, others take so much effort its too much for the average person. But hell yeah, grow ur own food if u are lucky enough to own a garden.

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