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No way this doesn’t end poorly. I’m envisioning the SOL laser from Akira.

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I imagined Mr Burns blocking out the sun, charging for sunlight.

Also I thought about who I would deliver middle of the night sunlight to, definitely not out of spite.

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Because that won’t fuck with nocturnal animals at all….

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Who cares about the environment! We have investors to grift! Money to be made!

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It won’t actually work. So yes, this is just a grift until funding dries up.

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James Bond Die Another Day ahh post

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Ah yes, let’s redirect sunlight ONTO the Earth instead of away from it. Global warming isn’t real, after all.

/s

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This has scam written all over it. Might as well throw in a monorail.

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I hear those things are awfully loud.

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It glides as softly as a cloud.

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Is there a chance the track could bend?

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Absolutely. Another deranged idea from another idiot asshole from the techbro community.

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Literally the opposite of what Mr Burns did.

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