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If these idiots actually try it, we should stick their mirror where the sun don’t shine.

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Will we be able to fry ants with it?

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This is literally a totally spies episode

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Oh hey… Look! It’s exactly the kind of thing I trust a for-profit tech company with!

Are you as excited as I am to follow the journey of how this leads to you and I paying individual daily subscriptions for basic access to sunlight (and the quality of that sunlight being filtered into multiple premium tiers - light basic, light & heat+, light & heat & UV ultimate++)?

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Its light during night time. Not daytime…

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This would be great for pranking people into thinking that they are getting abducted by aliens or that God is going to be talking to them.

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