Classic rook-ey mistake.
Sacrifice DA QUEEN
There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.
The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.
And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.
Dude, that’s literally the Flying Raijin “Thunder God” technique:
That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.
Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.
Do the pieces look different or are they just called a different thing? Like what’s a ‘jumper’?
It’s so easy to tell this map was made by a Brit. Wales gets its own color (despite largely not speaking Welsh) but Belgium and Switzerland are monochrome (despite having multiple federally recognized and geographically partitioned monolinguistic regions and their own flavors of historical-but-rarely-spoken language)?
Only the Bri’ish would be haughty enough to assume their flavour of federal governance is so unique.
(I don’t actually care, it’s just very interesting how even such an innocent map actually shows a strong political/cultural bias)
No… Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in
“Horses can’t be knights. I mean, that’s just silly. Chess is stupid!”
