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There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

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and he always visits the scene of the crime after

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The sniper is loaded with a space warp bullet.
When the bullet lodges into the enemy, being potentially healable (if the enemy bishop were to turn priest), the bishop activates the warp, taking the place of the bullet and ripping out of the enemy’s body, making sure the body is unusable and making the priest useless.

And that’s why we don’t have a priest in chess.

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Dude, that’s literally the Flying Raijin “Thunder God” technique:

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A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

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That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.

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smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.

nerf knights plz chess.com

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Classic rook-ey mistake.

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slow clap

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Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.

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Other fun facts in This article, of which my favorite parts are the maps and their titles:

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Do the pieces look different or are they just called a different thing? Like what’s a ‘jumper’?

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They look the same. A “jumper”, or “springer” in Danish, is just a differently named “knight”.

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The second one is inaccurate for Slovenia at least. Both horse and jumper are in use.

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It’s so easy to tell this map was made by a Brit. Wales gets its own color (despite largely not speaking Welsh) but Belgium and Switzerland are monochrome (despite having multiple federally recognized and geographically partitioned monolinguistic regions and their own flavors of historical-but-rarely-spoken language)?

Only the Bri’ish would be haughty enough to assume their flavour of federal governance is so unique.

(I don’t actually care, it’s just very interesting how even such an innocent map actually shows a strong political/cultural bias)

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No… Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in

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नहीं. हाथी, घोडा, उंट, वजीर.

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Queen is actually vizier പക്ഷേ തേര് മന്ത്രി ആന കുതിര ഇങ്ങനെയാണ്

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“ml/in”?

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That queen’s hanging, tho. He can just beat her himself.

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There is nothing to indicate she isn’t defended.

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Next frame could be a horse walking up and smashing that tower.

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