Are you dating a spreadsheet?

They seem to excel at it.

Gotta remain positive and see the glass half full, or January 2nd depending on the cell format.

She’s so perfect. Literally not a single flaw. She’s a 1.

He’s got all access to that one

If your mind goes to “spreadsheet” instead of “calendar,” that says more about your… proclivities… than it does his!

It’s really more of a DataFrame I’ve mismanaged. Which might be why I’m struggling to handle my relationships.

Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a relational database.

I don’t think I’m ready for that. In fact, I think I’m just going back to individual delimited text files to store every record separately using a custom encoding I made up.

I’ll add arbitrary folders to split them up based on inconsistent logic and never make backups.

Now that’s quality showerthinking

This is what it’s all about right here.

First post here that kind of fucked me up for a moment.

this hit me like a mental flashbang. your wisdom is beyond all of us

Yes, and if we’re playing my connect 4 rules, you can also aim for a Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday diagonal.

You can also go 3D. January 8, February 5, March 4, April 8 would be 4 in a stack.

thank goodness i can see time in 3d now. this wont end badly.

Seeing time in 3D, mayhaps like a Time Cube?

What if we add a 4th dimension with years?

Sure. That would be 4 days in a… well stack is already taken, so what do we call that?

That’s the third dimension of time. You playing 6D chess over here

If you include multiple years, you can add one more dimension.

That’s only moving in the third dimension without moving in any other.

If you have movement in all 3 dimensions, you get January 1, February 6, March 13, April 25.

Thats diagonally and stacked.

Diagonal for the win!

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