I may not know much about warp theory, but I do know the Nebula Class looks ridiculous.

Imagine the TNG opening but with the Nebula Class Enterprise D zooming across and also the theme is played on a tuba.

30 points

I fucking love all the kitbash ships and shuffled part ships.

Especially the ugly kitbashes.

I always thought the nebula class was neat. The mission pod is cool. Being able to swap out for combat or sensors or whatever else you need by heading to a space dock, pressing a few buttons and waiting for the worker bees to swap them out in half an hour or less (or your dilithium back)

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I love the Nebula-class and I will stand with you against the slander in this comment section.

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Some people make it obvious they never built model ships (possibly in bottles) when they were young.

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Kitbashing is a time honored tradition. I just assumed everyone who works at Utopia Planitia really loved model making as kids.

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True, true.

But the Nebula Class looks like either a Galaxy Class assembled while drunk or they never took it out of its shipping configuration:

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Flat-packed starships

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Did nobody else make ships in bottles when they were boys?

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I did sir

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I did. I really did.

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I was never a boy.

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I feel like Mariner would say something like, “No, why would I waste time doing that when I could just replicate one?”

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One or two. Had to stop when I became a girl though (for obvious reasons).

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No, what were the reasons?

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And of course if they’d given it saucer separation that wouldn’t look even more goofy, nope, not at all

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Looks like ET.

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You look like ET

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I opened the link on my phone and it scaled the images horizontally. Squart Class:

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It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

And I’m not sure how I feel that that’s my first thought…

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There’s a few other derpy ships. This ship in Prodigy is apparently Centaur Class. What is being done to it is probably for the best.

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I realize the AI upscaler used here had a very bad case of pareidolia, but I, too, always thought the Klingon battle cruisers looked like derpy smiley emojis wearing sombreros:

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When I see Voyager all I can see is :D in the deflector dish. Looks more like :0 at this angle, though.

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Janeway: “It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

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I kind of… want one.

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