I may not know much about warp theory, but I do know the Nebula Class looks ridiculous.

Imagine the TNG opening but with the Nebula Class Enterprise D zooming across and also the theme is played on a tuba.

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Kitbashing is a time honored tradition. I just assumed everyone who works at Utopia Planitia really loved model making as kids.

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True, true.

But the Nebula Class looks like either a Galaxy Class assembled while drunk or they never took it out of its shipping configuration:

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Flat-packed starships

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Did nobody else make ships in bottles when they were boys?

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I did sir

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I did. I really did.

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One or two. Had to stop when I became a girl though (for obvious reasons).

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No, what were the reasons?

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I feel like Mariner would say something like, “No, why would I waste time doing that when I could just replicate one?”

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I was never a boy.

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Wasn’t the inspiration for this also the Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeye since they’re meant to be science craft with large sensor arrays?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_E-2_Hawkeye

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I have no idea, but that would definitely be plausible.

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I always thought so but can’t find where I may have read that from… maybe just an assumption I made because it looks like it and they are often used in science/sensor roles

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Found it. The AWACS.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Nebula_class_model

The design upgrades for the Nebula-class were done by Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach and the model was built by Greg Jein. In Drexler’s blog, Okuda elaborated further: "As so often happens with this kind of project, we didn’t give Greg enough time to accomplish this, so we decided to retain the original scale of the Galaxy-class ship saucer. I suggested the original ‘AWACS’ pod in response to a producer’s observation that the ship might otherwise appear unbalanced. Unfortunately, the AWACS pod didn’t look as elegant as we had hoped in “The Wounded”.

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Pffft. Who needs an owners manual when you have red shirts to sacrifice while you learn?

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Red shirts are command by TNG era. It would be the gold shirts (engineering and ops) that would be sacrificed to the dark lord of starship construction.

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I opened the link on my phone and it scaled the images horizontally. Squart Class:

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It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

And I’m not sure how I feel that that’s my first thought…

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There’s a few other derpy ships. This ship in Prodigy is apparently Centaur Class. What is being done to it is probably for the best.

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I realize the AI upscaler used here had a very bad case of pareidolia, but I, too, always thought the Klingon battle cruisers looked like derpy smiley emojis wearing sombreros:

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I kind of… want one.

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When I see Voyager all I can see is :D in the deflector dish. Looks more like :0 at this angle, though.

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Janeway: “It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”

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