For example, I once saw a man throw his hat down in anger. He didn’t stomp on it which was kind of a let down.
I was at Goodwill one time and I swear to you I heard a conversation almost exactly like this at the jewelry counter.
employee: hello how’s it going today?
customer: pretty damn terrible
employee: oh, uh… well I hope it starts getting better soon
customer: it never does
I had sex once.
I had sex once.
Doesn’t count here, because the sex in the movies isn’t real.
My husband had to evict his coke dealer at the apartment building he worked at.
Jumping my bike off curb cuts and a garage exploded behind me. I was like 9 or 10.
Had an emotionally painful, self-esteem crushing experience at the hands of a high school girl that left me bitter and angry. Reconnected with her 15 years later and set about trying to hurt her the way I hurt. Wound up falling in love and getting married.
That’s some Hollywood bullshit right there but we’ve been married going on 15 years.
Damn bro, all part of her plan, she’s going to let you down even harder this time! Jk
Already anticipating that deathbed “syke!” after decades of marital bliss.
