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European cryptids can be creepy as hell if you look into older, non-disneyfied versions.

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They’ve (euro cryptids) have gotten nerfed over the centuries, and the especially nasty ones probably got wiped out during world War II.

Our (American) culture is strongly combative, and our last giant local war was over a century and a half ago or so. The dark things that have crawled forth from our deepest nightmares and waking dreams are far hungrier, crueller, and have had much more time to proliferate than your feeble, mischievous survivors.

Your cryptids crave petty things, like food, stealing names, or the occasional child. Ours crave the end of all things and the souls of the multitudes, to truck is into turning each hand against every other, and ultimately to drag our shattered remnants kicking and screaming into the dark places under the Earth.

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Honestly the disneyification fits in pretty well with old european folklore, the gambit for a lot of our mythological creatures was tricking you into thinking they’re your friends and then a whole towns worth of people vanishes. We have some wendigo stuff style too and it tends to follow a similar style of moral lesson about don’t do x or you will turn into the monster or the monster will come get you.

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1 point

It is what we deserve

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30 points

Seems like OP is not familiar with fae mythology.

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11 points

Or basically any European mythology.

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3 points

Just the sea monsters …

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Could you offer what you know?

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27 points

You can’t trick me into giving you all my knowledge, faerie!!

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2 points

I wanted to upvote this, but the score was too nice to change it…

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Off the absolute top of my head there’s the redcap. Depending on the material it can be depicted as a gnome, goblin, or kobold with a jaunty looking red hat (generally long and pointy like a gnome hat or like Link’s hat in Legend of Zelda).

It keeps the hat red by dying and regularly re-dying it with its victims’ blood.

There’s also a number of depictions of pixies as essentially flying piranha.

But this sort of mythology isn’t some deep secret, it’s everywhere outside of the kid friendly/disney filtered stuff. I’m sure a simple search will net you tons of content.

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Shoot, I was just referencing the modern interpretations of fae, but that’s absolutely fascinating! As recompense for unintentionally misleading you, here are a few of my favorite fairy artworks by Arthur Rackham

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11 points

One of the best jokes I’ve seen is everyone with adhd accidentally answered yes to a fae asking “could I have your attention”

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4 points

Or the scissor man.

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That’s definitely a bad idea to invite them to tea:

  1. They know you saw them
  2. They’ve got permission to enter you house
  3. You are giving them food!!

It sound like a recipe to get your daughter stolen from you, or to have your house falling down on your head, or losing your mind or straight being skinned you and your family.

Carefully go back so they don’t know you saw them.
Do not ever speak to this to anyone, not to your parent, your neighbour, your child not to your SO, not on the internet or your diary and lets hope you don’t speak in your dream.

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3 points

Damn that’s intense.

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17 points

Brazilians with our cryptids:

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Which one is the Brazilian?

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19 points

The chick, in this context.

The Boto-cor-de-rosa, or river dolphin, is a real animal

But the cryptid of the same name is a river dolphin that is actually a shapeshifting trickster, who will turn himself into an attractive man (often depicted wearing a fancy hat to cover the blowhole atop his head) and seduce and bang women.

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8 points

I was joking but this was actually very interesting. Thanks!

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European Crypitids

How europeans deals with them

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9 points

The only thing I vividly remember from this movie is the pretty lady just about sitting on Hugh Jackmans face.

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I love this movie. It’s probably one of my favorite schlock fantasy movies. The casting was way better than it had any right to be - Hugh Jackman, sure, but Kate Beckinsale? Well, I guess she was fresh off Underworld, so she was still in that headspace. And Richard Roxburgh doing the perfect amount of scene-chewing for the villain… introducing himself properly as Vladislaus Draculea… and the opening scene, shot just like a 1920s Universal monster movie! I legitimately think it’s the closest we’ll ever get to a live action Castlevania. I could go on, but I’ll spare you. Might be time for a rewatch.

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The sets, the wardrobe, the direction, the acting. All of it is so good without taking itself too seriously. It’s from the same director of the (good) Mummy movies, so go figure

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Nipple tassels?

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Waaay classier

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