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Take it out/blow on it/put it back in

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labels are for jars.

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Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.

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There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.

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How do you accidentally have sex?

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  1. Be at an orgy
  2. Have sex with someone you didn’t intend to f
  3. ???
  4. Profit
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You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

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Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

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