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Anon factory resets(sh.itjust.works)

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JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works
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There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.

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Num10ck@lemmy.world
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labels are for jars.

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jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.

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GluWu@lemm.ee
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Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot

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RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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Take it out/blow on it/put it back in

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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peNES

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Omgarm@lemmy.world
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Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

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