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Anon factory resets(sh.itjust.works)

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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How do you accidentally have sex?

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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

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AtariDump@lemmy.world
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Anamana@feddit.de
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  1. Be at an orgy
  2. Have sex with someone you didn’t intend to f
  3. ???
  4. Profit
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PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world
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Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

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morphballganon@lemmy.world
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Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

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PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world
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It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

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