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  • wake up
  • grab a brush put a little make up
  • cry when angels deserve to die
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Why’d cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?

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They wanted to

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Oh here you go creatin’ another fable 🙄

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Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey

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I don’t think you trust

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In

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  • Before you know, awake
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The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.

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Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”

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you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”

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Oh yea. Shit I was only thinking the ‘euphonic’ sounds of nature, but yeah you’re right, “I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!” deafinitely holds a noteworthy slice of the pie.

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If something is making noise it’s either “fuck me” or “fuck off”

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I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

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Becky! Lemme smash!

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Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually

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For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”

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they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn’t you hear?

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They also pee constantly

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If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.

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Austin Powers can relate.

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Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?

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That’s mostly why they’re screaming

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