The reverse of a question I asked on here a while ago.

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Head-On CAN be appied directly to the forehead! Which was it’s only claim.

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Timex: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

I licked my watch when I was a kid and it kept on ticking.

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I fixed my hot tub with Flex Tape. It seems to be doing the job.

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now that’s a lotta damage

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I’ve repaired 2 kayaks and my tiny, flat-bottom boat. That shit is scary.

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“Open heart surgery - guy’s got an artery going - FLEX TAPE”

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I think zippo lighters say they’re wind proof. I did enough professional testing a month ago to confirm this. My neighbors can also confirm there was a man in my lawn with a lighter violently whipping it around in his hand until said man was winded.

Sadly i am not made of zippos.

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I think “wind-resistant” would be more accurate.

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As someone who used to smoke and had a Zippo, absolutely this. If it was pretty windy, the flame may stay lit but it wouldn’t hold still enough to light anything.

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I tasted the rainbow 🌈

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I knew someone who did that at a rave in the 90s. I had to make sure they stayed really hydrated for the rest of the night.

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