“Accidentally”
The List
- Danny Devito
- Danny Devito
- Danny Devito
People keep sex lists? The hell?
I had a friend at university who was in quite a long relationship who kept a list of people she wanted to sleep with in case they broke up. So when they eventually had a break up, she postponed getting back together until she had cleared the list, which took her about two months. I was not on the list, in case you’re wondering, nor did I want to.
For real? That’s both sad and creepy.
I hope the other person in the relationship bailed for their own sake.
That’s both sad and creepy.
How is it either of those things? Let people fuck who they want to fuck as long as it is consentual, who cares?
Apparently, some women are making comprehensive “sex lists” on their phones, i.e. writing down everyone they’ve ever slept with.
What?
Also here’s my list:
As a gay man, most of my list doesn’t have names. Why would I remember their names? Some I didn’t even ask.
I’m a straight man, but I used to work for a shitty hotel. One year they had a gay leather convention. So the hotel was sold out from out of state gay men wearing leather.
Well, I saw the greatest moment in hookup history. I was checking some guy into his room. Another guy says “Hi, I’m Tom. Are you single, and ready to play?”
And the other guy said “No. I have many boyfriends, but we’re all ready to play. Come up to room 215, and bring friends. We’ll make it the best room in the whole hotel!”
Which quite frankly is absurd. Room 215 is generic on it’s BEST day! It’s no room 321, that’s for sure!
Still though. I watched a guy go from “Hi, my name is…” to “…and thats the orgy we’re hosting!” All in 2 sentences. And it was SMOOTH!!! Even I was like “Damn…I should check out this orgy…oh, right…it’s all guys.”
When you see how efficent that orgy proposal was, even the Germans are impressed.
