Iโll only wake up if you can prove the waking world is better than this coma world. If itโs worse: Iโm staying in here.
Cobb: โIโve come back for youโฆ to remind you of something. Something you once knew. That this world is not real.โ
wakes up from comaโฆ
scratches my buttโฆ
goes back to sleep
I had a high school teacher that would talk to air, and then say โThis is the magical student. Heโs silent and invisable to people who are idiots. If you canโt see or hear him, it means youโre an idiot.โ
He also did a โbitโ where he danced in 15 year old girls laps, gyrating like a stripper. Saying things like โDollas ladies, I need dollas!โ
Which at the time was meant to be a joke commentary on how high school teachers in public schools are absurdly underpaid. And while I STILL agree with that statement 25 years later (weโve changed nothing), I DO admit that it hasnโt aged well. Definately would be lawsuit material today.
Though, to his credit, SEVERAL of the girls legit did have dollars, requesting he actually strip. To which he jokingly said he would be fired if he did. Wellโฆmaybe he was just trying to pass off a very real fact as a joke. Nonetheless he never actually stripped. He just simulated the act.
Still thoughโฆnot as crazy as my english teacher a year prior, who straight up brought a goat into the classroom for the sole purpose of pissing off the principal. Essentially giving him the finger and daring him to fire him. Which didnโt happen.
Whatโs funny is that that could be true, but thereโs no way to prove if it is or not
OOH! Wait, I remember that from Philosophy 101! I think Descartes said something like: the only thing you could be sure of was that you were thinking about it, and from that starting pointโฆ I donโt remember the rest of it.
