The pineapple is already digesting the pizza. Win win.

and people think anchovies on pizza are okay? or banana and curry on pizza?

Only if the little pizzas have even smaller pineapples on top.

Possibly served by a tiny coffeeshop, within a small bookstore, contained in a slightly larger coffeeshop, and an even larger bookstore.

Like someone farted in my anus.

I feel pretty stoned