Like someone farted in my anus.

Only if the little pizzas have even smaller pineapples on top.

Possibly served by a tiny coffeeshop, within a small bookstore, contained in a slightly larger coffeeshop, and an even larger bookstore.

The pineapple is already digesting the pizza. Win win.

I feel pretty stoned

and people think anchovies on pizza are okay? or banana and curry on pizza?