So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them… Then the other direction.

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Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn’t get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

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One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We’ve baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don’t like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

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Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

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Because I don’t like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

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Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

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Yes but also S T E A M

If you live in a humid, much poo carries on.

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Depends on the cat. If they’re simply going with tapping the roll to spin it, that may work for a bit. I’ve found that rolls accessible to a cat tend to morph into big balls of clawed unusable pulp.

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When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it’s an abusive practice - my folks didn’t know better at the time). Because he couldn’t shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he’d clawed it. Didn’t matter which direction the roll was.

I loved that cat. He was so smart.

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When my bois were kittens, they would play with it either way. You’re totally correct.

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I see we’ve got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.

And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.

Fight me.

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I’m not gonna fight you. My two shitty scheming cats on the other hand…

Look I know how it’s supposed to go but I’m fighting for every square

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You could just keep the door closed

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Yes. Famous respecter of closed doors, our feline friends.

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I stand with you this day, brother!

I stand two stalls over, but still with you!

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Separate, but together, we stand… Or sit.

IDK what’s going on in this metaphor.

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That’s an impressive watch, brother!

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People who place it hanging against the wall stand to wipe, like children.

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We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

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That’s a good idea. Maybe a wood print. I like it.

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This is the one we have. I actually got it from their kickstarter years ago: https://cratestyle.com/products/no-338-toilet-paper-roll?_pos=1&_sid=908e541d0&_ss=r

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Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

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Wait… Do you not have your toilet paper just hanging in the air?

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39 points

Looks like some folks don’t know how to use the three seashells.

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hahahahah … I can see how that can be confusing…

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Sounds painful tbh, but you do you.

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Sure, that’s great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so… the creator is not always right.

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Just to make sure to not take sides, I pronounce the ‘g’ as in ‘design’

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I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

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Well saying it the wrong way sounds too much like gift. How often are you talking about Jiff peanut butter?

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As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

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As a Canadian in the UK…like at least once a month

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