56 points

AI: becomes sentient and malevolent

Me: “You’re connected to an 8 year old ASUS router and the 5GHz band and 2 ports are fried from a lightning strike a while back. Anyways I’ll be in the other room if you need anything”

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16 points

Why is this so real? [Cries in poor]

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13 points

If it ain’t totally, wholly, and irreparably broke, don’t fix it is my motto. My router is really that jacked up but it still has 2 1gbps ethernet ports and the 2.4GHz wifi so it’s mostly whatever

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Why wouldn’t you just have your ISP send you a new one at that point

Surely you’re just an “it broken” phonecall and 2 days of shipping away from a better time?

(Assuming you’re not rocking your own bought router, in which case ignore me)

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30 points

The AI would like to invite you to its server room. Please ignore the halon dispensers and magnetic door lock.

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7 points
  • BOFH
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3 points

With a PFY ready just outside the room with the improvised mega volt cables incase you get wise and try and bolt. And something happened to the lifts so the doors opened without the lifts being there…

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29 points

i mean facebook does evil-ai shit and there they are.

i double dare you to go to their server room and wash it.

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I think the implication is that you can do this to your own computer, and there’s nothing Facebook/AI can do to you if you’re not plugged in. Of course this ignores the realities of modern living or the global meltdowns that would occur in case of “evil AI” or whatever.

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Depending on when you do it it’s possible there could be very little resistance or security in your way in some hypothetical situations. For example let’s say a court order goes through for FB to release something from their servers, if an independent person with no ties to the company suddenly decided to go after the servers a less than ethical organization might see that as a golden opportunity to do whatever would allow that to happen while still getting them caught afterwards. I’m just having a fun thought exercise

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Also clears out viruses and spam.

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10 points

My tower case is packed with potted meat.

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22 points

AI be coming to self-aware is actually not really what most people are concerned about. It doesn’t seem very likely to be honest.

What people are concerned about is AI not being self-aware but still being good enough to be a potent weapon used by the rich and foreign nation states to completely screw things up.

But apparently it’s best just to downplay it all with memes.

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7 points

Isnt that what people are doing through media already?

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3 points

Sure, and it will be worse

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