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Anon needs help reading a social situation(sh.itjust.works)

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OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world
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Anon does not mention his smell, weight, and severe acne.

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caboose2006@lemmy.ca
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Err on the side of taking requests at face value, especially at work and at first.

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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I got to love 4chan because it just reminds me the fact that I’m a catch, apparently.

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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Catch?

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thirteene@lemmy.world
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Rooted from “plenty of fish in the sea” and fishings “catch and release” fishing. It’s common to have maximum catch limits while fishing, so you will release fish back into the water if you do not intend to keep it. A catch is anyone that you intend to hang onto, or state steadily. This user is saying they are valuable to date.

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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i think he means he plays baseball and always catches the ball

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Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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Anan is having an episode again and talking to mannequins

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Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
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Absolutely the follow up to this green text. Anon works in clothes store haha.

Talks about how she let’s him dress and undress her but never responds to date requests

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dudinax@programming.dev
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Communication. How does that work?

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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What you don’t just hyperventilate when a member of the opposite sex smiles at you? What are you doing on this website, you’re weirdo

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herrvogel@lemmy.world
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You have one brief interaction and then spend the next two eternities pondering what that was, draw all sorts of baseless conclusions without attempting to contact the other person to ask for more information. I’m very good at it, been doing it for 30+ years.

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