75 points

I hate AI being intrusive in everything, who needs a mouse button to open the AI prompt!

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But also, if you want that, loads of mice have a bunch of buttons you can assign to pretty much anything you want.

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42 points

And none of them require a damned subscription.

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9 points

I don’t imagine someone will actually pay monthly for a mouse

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6 points

Or a keyboard shortcut.

My keyboard cost £10 with a mouse. The keyboard has 104 keys and I would expect it to last at least 5 years. That’s £0.02 per key per year. To be competitive, a subscription model for an AI button needs to be less than £0.00333 per month.

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Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

Ya know what? I’m just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don’t notice me, and compact it down.

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17 points

If you can automate your happiness with an .ahk script, I don’t see why not!

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7 points

I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

There’s definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though

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7 points

The most annoying thing was them adding that bullshit to my current mouse’s software without warning.

Logi AI prompt crap I don’t need or want, that I can’t disable, keeps starting up if I kill the process, eating 5-10% of my CPU cycles.

Thankfully there was enough backlash to knock that on the head and they now let you disable it but they seriously got caught up with their own hype there.

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I have a regular old non-AI Logitech mouse and keyboard, and I’m already enjoying the benefits of Logitech AI:

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They should rewrite it in Rust (A safe memory programming language) …

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4 points

I like Rust, but let’s not encourage them.

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1 point

In this case I think the terrible code really, as they say in fashion, completes the look

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55 points

HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUSTOMERS LOVE HP AFTER THEIR SWITCH TO SUBSCRIPTION PRINTERS. WE SHOULD DO THAT TOO!

–Overheard from the Logitech C-Suite, probably

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29 points

It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

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8 points

See the problem here is the price. At $30/yr that’s worth considering. The problem is they’d charge $30/mth.

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5 points

You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.

Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?

That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising

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I use emeditor which comes 20 usd a year ( 2+ year ) . I find this editor very useful because it handles giant files like a knife butter. I used sublime editor but I stopped after nrw pricing increases without any new features ( i dont need multiple cursors which i find rarely useful ). Pricing similar but virtually nothing more useful than plain neovim. It all depends pet case

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7 points

Surprisingly I could see that being a worthwhile thing for a lot of people I know

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5 points

My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!

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3 points

It’s probably more “Hey look at what HP got away with. Let’s try it”.

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38 points

The term this story should have introduced everyone to is: “Trial balloon

Logitech were just floating a trial balloon, that is all.

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19 points

Well, this is basically all companies. The management are so disconnected from reality.

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16 points

Was just a dopey idea in the first place. Nobody replaces a mouse because it’s lacking software features, they replace a mouse when the switches wear out.

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11 points

Which is planned obsolescence anyways.

It’s not a dopey idea, it’s an enshitification one, and one we will see again because there are no consequences.

Logitech will have subscription hardware, guaranteed. They’ll just go back to the drawing board on how to market anti-consumer practices better.

And similarly are antitrust regulations have done nothing to prevent companies like Logitech from just acquiring all of their competitors and then doing this anyways once there is no more competition. And even using potential competitors into bankruptcy before they can actually compete.

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It’s always the same thing.

Corpo push dog-shit idea and receives backlash.

Pull back for a moment, and goes a little bit softer than the last and see if it sticks.If it sticks, it becomes the new standard for every similar corpo.

Rinse and repeat.

Just look at when Bethesda tried to sell a horse armor for Skyrim. Now it’s the norm.

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4 points

And if you can solder you can usually just replace the switches.

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